GrayPatch.net
Welcome to The GrayPatch PDF Print E-mail
Written by Patric   
Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:00
GrayPatch.net is nothing more than my way to express my free thinking and unadultarated opinion about life and all it has to offer and take away. I also use my skills as a published writer to give you my thoughts on various topics ranging from music, sports, games, kids, political correctnes and even porn. I have graduated college 3 times with 6 degrees ranging from computer networking to Managing Information Systems. I can be pretty intelligent when I have to be, and pretty dumb when I dont have to be. No matter what, you gonna get a taste of my sarcasm.
You have been warned so browse my site at your own risk and consider yourselves warned!

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TALE OF THE TAPE:
Height: 6ft 2in tall

Weight: 250-260 Depends on what I ate and the time of the year.

Hair: Black with a Big Ass GrayPatch in the front. (Born with it Thus the name).

Likes: Sports, fantasy football, XBox360, Computers, Chocolate, Anything that makes me laugh, My Motorcycle (2K7 Suzuki M50), sunrises, sunsets, the ocean, curvey hips and thighs, and racists.

Dislikes: Dumb Opinions, anything that causes me sadness, rude bitches, dumb racists, and fake ass people.

Favorite Music Artists: R. Kelly, Jill Scott, Floetry, DMX, Algebra Blessett, Lil Boosie, and DJ Quik.

Favorite Actor/Comedian: Bernie Mac, Robert Townsend, and Robert Downey jr.

Favorite Movie: The Five Heartbeats, The Big Lebowski, How High and I always count the series OZ, 24, Burn Notice, and Entourage because those are some good ass television.

Favorite Quote: Just Because You Put Syrup On Shit, Dont make it a pancake!
Last Updated ( Monday, 25 August 2008 15:13 )
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GrayPatch Computer Repair PDF Print E-mail
Written by Patric   
Monday, 25 August 2008 00:00

The GrayPatch is also here to help you with yourr computer repairs and needs for a cheap price. I program websites, diagnose computer problems, help setup home networks, and even give free consultations on your current computer setup. However, I only operate locally in the Texoma area and if you need help dont call that expensive ass Geek Squad or Firedog. Call me and I can do it cheaper for ya. Or you can email me ( This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it ) and I can look at your machine and give you a fair price.
Last Updated ( Monday, 25 August 2008 15:03 )
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Quick Tip PDF Print E-mail
Written by patric   
Monday, 25 August 2008 00:00

Windows Keyboard Shortcut:

CTRL+X is cut

CTRL+C is copy

and CTRL+V is paste
Last Updated ( Monday, 25 August 2008 15:50 )
 
Stick to the G-Code! PDF Print E-mail
Written by Patric   
Monday, 25 August 2008 00:00

I like other folks opinions also, create a profile and join the GrayPatch Community. Post some comments, I personally answer them all. However, if you are easily offended by bad language and crazy shit, then i wouldnt recommend you staying here long.

Last Updated ( Monday, 25 August 2008 15:09 )
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